Little book of calm increases sales as readers find unusual uses for it.
There are many uses for the Little Book of Calm but none are more interesting or creative as those from Oliverio Chimetimber. Mr. Chimetimber first started using the little book of calm in CS:GO games, where he read from it from time to time to stay strong and maintain calm as an in game leader. This standard use however proved short lived and the increase in agitation he faced coincidentally coincided with various Saint Lucia fencing club members joining the game.
At first eating pages out of the book of calm was helpful, the pages where small but tasteful and by the time he was finished eating the rest of his team were dead anyway. Antonio Hung an entry fragger who’s job it is to go in and get the first kill on site was sceptical “With tequila I could see the pages being useful as a chaser with a little salt but eating them raw like that just feels wrong” She followed up saying that she doesn’t understand why someone would rage when you can have so much fun getting one kill every three rounds with a shotgun.
Mr, Chimetimber soon found another use for the book, he found that by inserting the book into his teammates he could dramatically reduce his rage. Matte Gallerist who specialises as an entry, a player who enters the site, sometimes, looked like he had a lot to say about the new rage reduction techniques. Unfortunately we were not able to get a quote as we couldn’t understand him over the gagging noises and occasional screams.
The book depositary was delighted and have made sure to order buffer-stock to deal with the increased demand. They are not the only local business to jump in on the action with the Himalayan salt factory opening up a second store in the area.
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