Team Canada Brings Baby Seal Clubbing Fit to the Olympic Games

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In a controverial move the Canadian Olympic Committee and Lululemon have teamed up with Canada’s east coast fisherman to design and produce the new Olympic uniforms. These new uniforms are a stunning example of enviromental sustainability. Instead of the fishermen throwing out the clothes after baby seal clubbing season or wasting precious water cleaning them they can take the blood filled garments directly to the athletes. “When 18.6 Million ton’s of clothes are sent to landfills every year it’s important to have initiatives like this.” ~ David Clubmaker head of the Canadian olympic committee. “I think the world needs more clubbing EDM is going hard this year”
The atheletes have already taken to Tiktok to to flex the drip to their followers but many commenters were negative saying that the fit was less “Lulu” more “Delulu” and that it was “Giving murder”. Everyone however agree’d that the Mogolian designers were in their main character era and their uniforms just hit different.

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