Necromancy is not what Dan originally signed up for when he joined the local fencing club however he says it has proven valuable in his day to day life.

The 19 year old from Brisbane started practising necromancy after the first fencing party he attended. “At first I thought they were joking but after the second time the president died I realised they were deadly serious.”

The main cause of death is apparently called Little Fat Lamb. A deadly poisonous beverage that is popular with fencers and those with suicidal tendencies. It is not to be taken lightly, everyone who has drunk this beverage either has or will die. A-Aron, the president of the fencing club (who asked not to be named) has died several times. “It’s like heaven it’s so peaceful, no exams, no stress and I’m super attractive. It’s really a new experience for me.”

I was invited to listen in on a typical session, while one or two of them fenced the rest were huddled around chanting. What I could make out sounded something like this. “Boot, da da da boot da da da boo-ty caw! Boot da da da boot da da da boo-ty caw!” The meaning of which remains a secret…

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