The Captain Cook Statue pictured above has been toppled. The people wrote what can be seen in the picture and we do believe it was done by someone. Fearless reporters on the scene have determined it wasn’t a high powered laser from blocks away however the alledged culprits are Laser Sea Bass.

We reached out to the Sea Bass for comment however a spokesman for the Sea Bass offered no comment. The rival faction the Laser Sharks claimed responsibility however we weren’t able to back up these claims and decided not to investigate them.

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