Fencer regrets fencing injured yesterday while donning mask.
Alice Song, a fencer from QLD mentioned casually that she regretted fencing with a cracked rib yesterday while putting on her fencing mask. “Who could have predicted it would be…
Auchenflower Siege ends as negotiators offer TimTams.
Two armed men who shut down Coronation Drive earlier today have been taken into custody after four hours of negotiation with special police negotiators. The men who originally wanted a…
Local dragon slayer homeless and out of a job after successful career.
Peace in the southern hemisphere. Dragon activity in the southern hemisphere dropped 100% in just 15 years since Jacob Dian first took up dragon slaying. Once a small scared boy who’s…
Vaccines found hidden in cigarettes as local children start smoking.
47 year old Herbalife consultant Lisa Day has discovered vaccines have been hidden in cigarettes when her 14 year old son developed autism after he was caught smoking at school.…
Little book of calm increases sales as readers find unusual uses for it.
There are many uses for the Little Book of Calm but none are more interesting or creative as those from Oliverio Chimetimber. Mr. Chimetimber first started using the little book…
Local fencing club turns to necromancy as club president dies for the 5th time.
Necromancy is not what Dan originally signed up for when he joined the local fencing club however he says it has proven valuable in his day to day life. The…
Second Dragon sighting at Falls Festival.
We have unverified reports of a second dragon sighting at the falls festival, a popular Australian summer music festival in Tasmania. Falls Festival The Dragon was allegedly spotted in the camping…
Brisbane man held hostage in his own bathroom after a shocking turn of events.
A Brisbane man was held hostage in his bathroom last night at 10:57 PM. Suman Lion, (who wished to remain anonymous) recounted the shocking tale."It's just not the kind of…