The three B’s

Blueberry, Banana and Strawberry all begin with B. If you disagree with me, much like the happy ending of Winston Smith in 1984, you will be forced to cure yourself of your insanity. Fortunately we are a democratically elected group governing the yoghurt industry. All members may vote on who is part of the management committee. If you wish to acquire yoghurt membership please submit your form to the authoritarian yoghurt committee. We will approve or reject your membership with no explanation required from us and no appeals allowed from you. This way we can ensure only the finest quality people select us to represent you.

Blurpleberry

Why is blueberry blue? Is it not a purple colour once crushed? Is this what the authoritarian state does to berries? When blood runs in the street and mixes with the crushed masses only “Purple” remains. Chobani does continue to amaze me, by tasting exactly how I should have expected it to taste, while not being able to pre-imagine it. I would describe the taste to you but… if I did that, I wouldn’t be a secretive authoritarian yoghurt tasting group now would I?

Banana and Strawberry.

So it tastes like you gave a toddler a banana and strawberry and they mashed it together and ate it. That IS you correct? You were that toddler, that’s why you’re here now, reading yet another banana and strawberry review. *Sigh* There’s no helping you. Thankfully tomorrows review is what happens when you save the best for last. Mango and Passionfruit.

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