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Team Canada Brings Baby Seal Clubbing Fit to the Olympic Games
Image credits: Lululemon In a controverial move the Canadian Olympic Committee and Lululemon have teamed up with Canada's east coast fisherman to design and produce the new Olympic uniforms. These…
Captain Cook statue sawn off: Could “Laser Sea Bass” faction be responsible?
The Captain Cook Statue pictured above has been toppled. The people wrote what can be seen in the picture and we do believe it was done by someone. Fearless reporters…
Should we start firebombing Woolworths?
and if so how to start? There's been a raging debate recently on social media about the moral choices we all make. Some of us choose not to firebomb Woolworths…
Blueberry, Banana and Strawberry, to ensure your safety: Welcome Fascism.
The three B's Blueberry, Banana and Strawberry all begin with B. If you disagree with me, much like the happy ending of Winston Smith in 1984, you will be forced…
Philistine Eats Yoghurt, Caramelised Fig and Lemon?
War Rages. Some of our faithful readers have accused me of philistinism, for not mixing yoghurt before eating it; leaving the fruit sitting at the bottom. To the contrary, this…
Strawberry, or Raspberry? A Historical Analysis.
The History of the Berry Families. The Straws and the Rasps have had a long and sordid history. While the Straw’s mostly stuck to farming and milk consumption the Rasps…
Plain vs Vanilla Yoghurt. The Conspiracy Begins.
The Great Question? Before we get started we must know, what is plain if not vanilla? The two have, quite incorrectly, become ubiquitous over the years. The yoghurt Gods have…
Innocent shirt apprehended by police! Appeals for Bail money to old friend!
The police are appealing to anyone who may know this shirt to come forward with information. The shirt is a UniQlo shirt, approximately two and a half feet tall with…
Study finds spiders are becoming masochistic in order to survive urban environments.
A huge genetic study that sought to pinpoint how the Araneae genome is evolving suggests that natural selection is getting rid of comfort seeking behaviours that cause spiders to seek…